笑话经典句子短句英语，笑到肚子痛的英文笑话。

1. 找不到“呼叫”按钮Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.你妈妈太蠢啦，当有人闯入她的房子时，她跑下楼，拨了微波炉上的9-1-1按键，但是找不到“呼叫”按钮。2. 别担心Roses are red.玫瑰是红的。Your blood is too.你的血也是红...